The most important story of the week seems to have gone unnoticed by the world's media. Viewers of the previously fabulous BBC TV show Balamory were left shocked, stunned and open-jawed when the new series aired this week. For fitness goddess Josie Jump has been replaced by an imposter, a stranger; a new actress. Where is Buki Akib, the original actress who made the whole show worth watching? Why are the world's newspapers not emblazoned with the facts, lies and half-truths behind this very real outrage. Why does my heart feel so empty?
What's the story in Balamory, wouldn't you like to know?
Oh yes, and good luck to Kasia Haddad in the role, I'm sure she'll do a fine job. (sob)