Wednesday, 29 March 2006

The Secret

Me, I've been living in a cave for the past 15 years. But just in case you didn't know, 'The Secret' is a life-changing film featuring some of the leaders in the (ahem) 'personal growth industry'.
I've just spent the last hour-and-a-half watching the film online, hunched over my flat-screen monitor. Do I love the film? Oh yes, you bet.
They claim to reveal the secret of life you know. Just in case you hadn't heard, the website is here. And remember where you heard it first.

Tuesday, 21 March 2006


Interestingly, one of the great natural features one may discern from the GREAT WALL of China is the moon.
Discuss. You may now turn your papers over: 40 minutes; max.
(Letter from William Brown)

Wednesday, 15 March 2006

Your Stars

Spandex, the Firestarter
Your bookshelves will be rearranged by an old librarian boyfriend.
Alphabetically, via ISBN.
Watch out for dust in an old raincoat.
Lucky apple - Granny Smith
Lucky profession - Acountancy

Wednesday, 8 March 2006

Jones the Clone

Do 'virtual' salespeople sell? And if so, can I be one?
Just to prove that anything's possible in Aberarthur after midnight pop along to my delightful for a Jones clone.
Lovely voice, but looks nothing like me.
Oh yes, great Welsh course too.

Monday, 6 March 2006


Fair play to Scooby-Doo. He never knows when to walk on four legs or two, but at least he never disgraces himself in public.

Wednesday, 1 March 2006

Dydd Gwyl Dewi

Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to remember that there's an old Welsh saying. It goes something like,
'If it snows on St David's Day the English Queen will come to Wales. She will be tricked into saying the magic word 'Senedd' which will devolve all power back to the land. Tax raising powers, lawmaking japes and even the power to bestow a bank holiday across the country.'
Byddwch lawen.