The PiMan Speaks!

He wouldn't do it for money, he wouldn't do it for fame, but the total recluse formally known as the PiMan has been coaxed out of retirement. Why? The video explains all.

Madness - You never can tell

Back, way back through the mists of time, when I was young and... oh, I dunno, let's not get maudlin.

Twas a dark and smokey night in Cardiff's Top Rank when Madness took over the timeslot with their blend of music hall, Ska and nutty storytelling. We never knew, that's the thing. We never could have known, who could?

Listening to their new track Mister Apples has made me realise - you never can tell. If you'd have asked me to predict which group from my youth I'd be listening to in the cold new world of 2016 I would never have said Madness. Funny that.

Still, it's very much welcome, and I'll take my medicine however it comes. 

Your Stars - Feb 2016

I don't believe in Astrology, but apparently that's because I'm a Libra. Anyhow...

Squirrius, the Nutcollector

Your cusp is on the ascendant. Prepare to meet thy matchmaker.
Lucky Fish: Pollock

Scabies, the Elephant

You enter the room, but everyone ignores you.
Lucky Dog: Ralph, the Spaniel

Doorbell, the Debtcollector

Beware of falling marionettes.
Lucky Skin Condition: Dandruff

Feng Shui tips

Always place doors in a convenient place to enter and leave a room.
Make sure that all windows face outwards.
Never place a toilet in the lounge.
If you often fall out of bed, try positioning your bed next to the wall.
Try to sleep in a horizontal position, with your head facing the opposite direction to your feet.

porky pies and politics

Happy Birthday, Happy Bunny

it's official

your stars

Taurus - the bulldog
A startled meeting with a loved one might spell danger. Lucky number - 32a.

Monosodium Glutamate - the flavour enhancer
A previous nightmare returns to an empty place. Lucky fish - herring. Lucky item of clothing - left sock.

Anthrax - the party killer
Do not read your horoscope. Today is like tomorrow. More tea please vicar. Lucky household item - fridge.

your Stars

Emporium - the scone collector
Lucky foodstuff - wholemeal bread
Lucky building material - cement
Fortuitous transcendental irrational real number - 3.142
Lucky pet - hamster