While composing an email to a friend today I happened to type microsoft into my email. Helpful as ever, outlook decided to capitalize microsoft - hence Microsoft. Spooky, I mused.
Hang on, I thought. It doesn't flippin do it for my name though does it? Who bought the flipping software, etc etc. Actually I didn't say flipping but you get my French.
He's going to spend less time at the company you know. Watch those shares now.