Far be it from me to bloat on about my Wii Fit age (a mere 15 years younger than my ahem 'real' self).
No, what interests me is the compulsion as a responsible parent to encourage the youngsters to play on the thing, now a personal fitness trainer and all-round force for good.
'Stop! Don't do your homework now! You haven't played Wii Fit yet!'
Confusion reigns supreme.