It's what he would've wanted

Went to a taxi-driver's funeral yesterday.
The hearse double parked outside the house and beeped the horn to let the mourners know he was there.

iPhoney

You can trust the bbc right? Not only have they established that Cardiff is on a space-time rift but that Kylie Minogue will visit the land of her fathers for the next Dr Who Christmas special. Hurray!
Clicking their comprehensive iPhone review reveals in-depth details of the phone's styling, user interface, blah blah blah.
Just one small detail then; using it as a phone...
'Sadly, I can't comment on this as we weren't in a position to make any calls.'
Pah.

Swedish delights

There is nothing quite as lovely as a new glass-topped desk from Ikea on a Monday morning. Ah, such style, such Swedish elegance.
It's a pity that no-one told me that my mouse wouldn't work on it; it thinks it's floating in mid-air and can't get a grip on it's coordinates. Know how it feels.
All those mousemats I've thrown away over the years too.