Fromaged off

That's the last time I join a Cheese-of-the-Month club.
So I forgot to let them know that I didn't want this month's selection.
So I went on holiday for a few months.
Pah!

Instant Karma

Billy Triangle ripped to attention as the speakers blared 'Lovely Rita' across the Macworld exhibition hall. 'Beatles on iTunes?' phased across half the windswept auditorium. Um.
You've got to admit, it's getting better.