Your Stars

Pisces - two cod and a jumbo sausage please
Watch out for falling marionettes.
Lucky drink - nectar of the gods
Lucky genius - Einstein
Lucky monk - Thelonious

Feng Shui Tips - November

Always place doors in a convenient place to enter and leave a room.
Make sure that all windows face outwards.
Never place a toilet in the lounge.
If you often fall out of bed, try positioning your bed next to the wall.
Try to sleep in a horizontal position, with your head facing the opposite direction to your feet.

Your Stars

Valium - The autograph hunter.
A nasty stain could ruin your week.
Remember to eat your greens.
Lucky epitaph - 'Who?'

Your Stars

Venus - The Fly Trap
Beware of men on stilts.
Lucky animal - inflatable dolphin
Lucky bodypart - dandruff
Lucky color - Cerulean
Lucky page number - 32
Lucky foodstuff - treacle
Lucky transport - unicycle

It's Mozart, bach

Far be it from me to blog my own trumpet, but there are some things that even you might be interested in knowing...
One of which is that my remarkable 'learn Welsh through a Shamanic trance' Welsh course is now half price, or hanner pris to those in the know.
Certain pieces of classical music can help change your brainwaves, you know. Combine them with an 'Under Milk Wood meets the X-Files' storyline and something quite remarkable might happen.
Click here to Give Good Welsh.

Cap'n Jack

Yes, Torchwood's almost certainly better than the X-Files ever was, but surely this is taking things a little too far.
Someone call a doctor.